RetroXotique

Circe Steals The Scene
Part 1
by Stephen
You know I’m in the right, morally,” Zibeline insisted. “Daddy left the company to me—it was his dying wish!” “What’s moral and what’s right has nothing to do with it, darling,” Circe answered, looking down her aquiline nose at the younger, blonder woman. As befitted her innocent, Nice Girl character, Zibeline was wearing simple ballet flats; Circe’s five-inch killer stilettos gave her the height advantage. Even without that, though, she was a commanding presence. “I married your father, and he promised control of this company to me. I have it now, and I mean to keep it.”
She turned round and strode to the door. Any other woman trying to walk in a knee-length skirt that tight would have been stuck with something between a wiggle and a hobble, but somehow Circe managed to stride even though she could barely put one foot in front of the next. Opening the door, she stopped and turned round, dramatically framed in it: her bouffant black curls and the broad shoulders of her houndstooth-check jacket contrasting with her tiny waist the jacket hugged so tightly, then flaring out over impressive hips across which the black pencil skirt strained too tight to sit down in before tapering to a minute hemline. She posed perfectly like a Dior model of the Fifties, one foot in front of the other, balancing immaculately despite her precarious shoes and near-crippling skirt, her large dark eyes radiating disdain. Eighties woman had embraced the suit, styled with padded shoulders, pinched waist, tight skirt and high heels, as a way of looking powerful in the workplace without compromising femininity. Never was a power suit more powerful than Circe’s: such a force of femininity would make any man go weak at the knees and any woman feel inferior, yet at the same time it boasted of her strength, power and dominance. 

How could a traditionally girly girl like Zibeline, with her soft blonde curls and her pink and white frills, hope to equal her?

“I don’t know what I can do,” Zibeline said with a mixture of fear and determination, “but I’m not going to give in to you.”

 Circe raised her immaculately plucked eyebrows slightly. “That, darling, you may come to regret.” She turned her back, revealing the peplum behind her jacket carefully pleated to emphasise her shapely bottom, and undulated out.

 “And cut!” the director called. “Thank you everyone, that’s a wrap. See you Monday.”

      Circe, or Jean Harper who had been playing her, turned round in the doorway and graciously inclined her head. She looked as if she was acknowledging a round of applause, and managed to summon some from the crew by the force of her personality. With a walk only a little less outrageously sexy than Circe’s, for with that skirt and those heels she really had no choice, she paced back through the set, exchanged a few polite words with the actress who had been playing Zibeline, then stepped carefully down off the soundstage—she had to turn a little sideways for her skirt to allow it—and made her way through the tangle of cameras, lights and cables towards the dressing rooms.

As she stepped with care over a cable, leaning cautiously on a tripod to make sure she didn’t fall, the third assistant director scampered up to her. “Miss Harper, I have to congratulate you!”

Thank you, darling, but I have to—”

“I’m sorry, this won’t take a moment—it’s just my little girl, she’s fourteen, she watches you every week on TV—it’d really make her day if I could have your autograph…”

“Of course. Do you have a pen?”

“Um, no. Don’t you? I always imagined Circe would carry a fountain-pen…”

“Only in a handbag—a purse, darling, remember I was brought up in England—and I don’t have one in this scene.”

“You don’t have one in your pocket,  Miss Harper?”

“It would spoil the line of my suit!” Jean Harper laughed and ran her hands up and down the skintight houndstooth tweed that sheathed her womanly curves.

“There isn’t anywhere to put even a pen that wouldn’t show through. You should see the problems they have finding somewhere to put the transmitter for the radio mike! No, the best thing is to leave it with me and I’ll see to it when I’ve changed. I can’t write with these nails anyway. What’s your name?”

“Caitlin Matukewicz, Miss Harper. That’s M-A-T-U-K…”

Jean consulted her gold and diamond Patek Phillipe, unfortunately a stage property rather than personal. “Listen, I’ll have to catch up with you again later. You’re the second AD, am I right?”

“Third. Miss Harper—”

“We’ll all be back on Monday. Please try and bring a pen, then this won’t happen. I must rest, darling!”

And Caitlin Matukewicz watched open-mouthed as her daughter’s idol wiggled her way out of the bright lights and into the darkness of her private life


Even if Rich Little Poor Girl was ostensibly the story of Zibeline and her attempts to recover control of the company her late father had left her, Circe was the unofficial star of the show, and as such Jean Harper had the best dressing room. Her dresser, not a studio staffer but a long-standing personal assistant, was waiting for her at the door, and as soon as Jean had swept through she closed the door and locked it.

 “Thank God for that, darling,” Jean gushed as the dresser removed her ornate black wig. “It gets so hot under there! I shall never get used to California.”

“Be thankful for small mercies, Miss Harper,” the dresser replied. “You can’t wear a blouse under those tight suits—if you were recording in London, you’d probably be cold all the time.”

“Not with my underwear,” Jean insisted, “and while we’re on the subject, would you please help me out of it, Susie? No, don’t do my nails first. I need to sit down and get my breath back. I can’t sit down till I’m out of this skirt, and I can’t get my breath back until you’ve freed me from this straitjacket of a corselette!”

By this time Susie had already started. She unfastened the suit jacket’s single button and opened it up to reveal a complex arrangement of ties and straps that made sure the jacket was more than skin-tight at every point. She began slackening them off with care. “Mr Janetta doesn’t cut corners, does he?” she grumbled as she struggled with a knot. “When he wants something to fit, he really gets it to fit!”

“Don’t complain too much, Susie. A lot of the show’s appeal is in the style. If I didn’t look like a goddess, people wouldn’t worship me!” She laughed shortly, then put a hand to her waist and added “But there are times when I wish I hadn’t told him I still have a twenty-four inch waist…Aren’t you nearly done?”

“Getting there, Miss Harper, getting there.” Susie had at last picked her way through the jacket’s complex substructure and peeled it back to reveal the figure beneath, inspiration of so many male fantasies and so much female envy, especially from those who had reached middle-age along with Jean but had not kept the same dramatic hourglass curves. That her figure was sheathed in a formidable corselette, the like of which had rarely been seen since she was a Fifties starlet thirty years earlier, would have answered a lot of questions—but that, of course, was why the door was locked. Susie carefully hung the jacket up, then returned to unfasten Jean’s more than skin-tight black knee-length pencil skirt. When it was unbuttoned and unzipped it showed no inclination whatever to fall down. Susie began tugging at it, but very little happened. 

“I thought,” she complained, “after all the struggle we had to pull it up, it’d be easier to get it down again!”

“Just grab the hem and pull as hard as you can, Sue.”

“But it’ll tear!…”

“So what if it tears? It’s not as if it’s ever going to be worn again: it’ll go straight into storage. Jean never wears the same outfit twice. You should know that.”

“What if you want to wear it, to a premiere or an autograph session?”

“Before I could do that, Susie, they’d have to let the skirt out. I’m hardly going to watch a film in a skirt so tight I can’t sit down in it. They’d have to rip the seams anyway to do that. Just give it a good pull.”

Susie looked doubtful, but squatted down, took two fistfuls of expensive pure new wool, and pulled as hard as she could. The skirt resisted briefly; then the seam at the bottom of the zip gave up the struggle with a loud rip, and down it came. Jean daintily stepped out of it, and Susie picked it up to put it away with the jacket.

“Why are you looking like that?” Jean asked her.

“Like what?”

“That…mournful expression. It’s only a skirt, and not even for a special occasion at that: just for a couple of hours’ filming, that’s all.”

“It’s a shame we had to rip it, though,” Susie said, looking at the torn seam. “Someone else could have worn it.”

Jean laughed. “Such as who? Do you know anyone else who could fit in it, or who’d look so good wearing it? You can’t pass it on. That suit was tailored exactly to my figure.”

“You mean,” Susie remarked softly, “exactly to your corselette.”

“It’s the same thing, isn’t it? And talking of that, please come and unzip me before I faint!”  

Susie nodded and came back to work. Jean’s corselette was not the sort of lumpen roll-on or front-zipped passion-killer still to be found in the unfashionable mail-order catalogues, despite the Eighties’ emphasis on fitness and hard bodies: it was a reconstruction of a genuine Fifties garment, made in conditions of the utmost secrecy by Robert Janetta’s most trusted workers.

 It was only partly elasticised, and that only with the heaviest gauge of Lycra: the front panel, resisting the outward pressure of that middle-aged problem area, the tummy, was rigid with no stretch whatever, and reinforced with steel bones just to make sure. The zip was down the back, where it wouldn’t show, and where the wearer couldn’t possibly reach it herself, but after all this was a corselette designed for someone who had a paid dresser. It was a very strong zip, but even so not sufficient to apply the required pressure: there were also two smaller zips, one on each side, reaching from just above the hip to a few inches below the armpit. The lucky lady could be zipped in from behind, and then her waist tightened in another couple of inches by fastening the side zips: without them, the compression would have been too much for a single zip to be fastened at all. Susie struggled with the left zip without success. “Pull yourself in a little, Miss Harper!”

“What do you think I’ve been doing for the last three hours?”

“I’m sorry…There!”

“God, that’s a relief. Now the other ones, quick, before I forget my self-discipline and pop them.”

“That wouldn’t happen, would it?” Susie said, as she tackled the right waist zip.

“Back in nineteen-fifty-four, during a screen test, that exactly did. Have you got the back zip? Oh, that’s better!” Susie began unfastening the corselette’s six suspenders as Jean continued. “I was wearing a low-cut gown, and my corset was so tight that I was gasping for breath all the time. The director said that my bosom was heaving so much it was distracting, so I had to hold my breath all the time the camera was rolling. That meant taking a deep breath first to keep me going until the shot was finished. Of course, if you’re wearing an eighteen-inch corset, taking a deep breath’s not the easiest thing in the world…Can I sit down now?”

Susie had finished with the taut suspenders and was ready to roll Circe’s black stockings down off Jean’s legs. “Yes, Miss Harper.”

“Thank you. My goodness, it’s good to take the weight off my feet! I wouldn’t go back to four-inch heels, not now I’ve seen what five-inch stilettos can do for me, but when you’re wearing a skirt too tight to sit down in they’re murder after three hours standing on a soundstage.”  

“What happened in the screen test, though?”

“I was coming to that! Anyway, it’s obvious what happened: they started the camera rolling, when the director called ‘Action!’ I took a quick deep breath to keep me going through the shot, and my corset gave way. Still, at least he let me breathe the way I wanted after that.”

“What film was that for, Miss Harper?” Susie announced as she finished prying off Jean’s long fake nails and moved on to removing the stage make-up from her face.

Jean smiled beneath the cold cream. “That I shan’t tell you. What’s more, after I had the salary and the contacts from Rich Little Poor Girl, I got through to the studio and paid them to destroy the out-take with the accident. No-one will ever know, now.”

“I might be able to guess,” Susie mused, removing the wig cap and brushing out Jean’s own thin brown hair beneath. “A very tight, low-cut dress with an exceptionally small waist. Was it—”

“No! Don’t spoil my evening. I want to relax for a while before I get dressed and go out on the town. I’m going out for dinner this evening, and I’ll need to look good. I need a rest first.”

“Shall I fetch your regular girdle, Miss Harper?”

“No thank you, Susie, I’d like to get my breath back for a few minutes. It’s been a long time since Nature intended me to have a twenty-four inch waist. Get me my cigarettes.”

Susie produced the packet and a gold Dunhill lighter. Jean plucked out a cigarette—Circe used a holder, but Jean felt that an affectation—and waited for Susie to light it, then took a long drag. “Bad for me, I know,” she said, “but so are a lot of things.” She leant back in her chair and exhaled slowly. “All right. Now, I don’t want to do anything about it now, but have you got everything I need when I’m ready to dress again?”

“Your regular bra and girdle are locked in the suitcase, Miss Harper. The green wool sheath and matching jacket with the twenty-six inch waist are on the rack where we left them. Your street wig is on the block next to the stage wig, I’ve laid out a fresh pair of stockings, and while you were in front of the cameras I polished the gold and olive pumps until they look new.”

“Thank you, Susie. What’s the heel height on those shoes again?”

“Three and a half inches.”

“That’s good. I’ve had enough of teetering around in high heels on the set. Of course a lady must keep up her standards, but—” The telephone rang. “Get that, would you, Susie?”

“Miss Harper’s dressing-room,” Susie told the caller, then listened. “Do you need to speak to her yourself? I’ll see if she’s available—no, that’s all right. Uh-huh. I’ll tell her. Thank you. Goodbye.”

“What’s all that?” Jean asked.

“The producer’s secretary. He wants to see you in his office before you leave tonight.”

“What about?”

“To do with plot development through the season, that’s all she told me.”

Jean took another long drag on her cigarette. “Oh, dear! I’m not sure I’m equal to Joe Grammer after three and a half hours in a twenty-four-inch-waisted suit. Well, I’ll have to face it. Fix me a drink, Susie, and let me finish this fag; then you’d better girdle me up again and I’ll see what he wants now.”


 

The intercom buzzed. “Yes?”

“Jean Harper to see you, Mr Grammer,” came his secretary’s voice from the speaker.

“Ask her to wait. I’ll be ready for her shortly.”

Actually Joe Grammer had little to do, but there were certain disciplinary issues that made a delay useful. When you are producing a film or a TV series, there is always a danger that performers who grow too important may develop Prima Donna Syndrome and hold the production to ransom. Jean was showing signs of this, and a short wait in the outer office would remind her that she wasn’t actually in charge. It might not do wonders for her temper, but—

The door burst open. “Joseph, darling! What did you want to see me about? I came as soon as I could: you said it was important.”

Actually Joe had not said anything of the kind to Susie, but there was no point in arguing about it now, just as there was no point in sending Jean out again and making her wait. The only thing he could do was carry on and hope she didn’t wrong-foot him again. “It’s good to see you, Jean. Please sit down.”

“Thank you.” There was no problem this time: for civilian wear Jean had changed to a simple high-necked sheath dress with a matching broad-shouldered, double-breasted, nip-waisted jacket. Most women would have considered it alarmingly close-fitting, liable to reveal any figure flaws, but with the help of the twenty-six-inch corselette beneath Jean’s figure had none, and she looked fine, a perfectly coordinated and perfectly tailored vision in moss-green wool. The two rows of four gold buttons narrowed together down the front of the jacket, emphasising its taper from the wide padded shoulders to the narrow waist; they also perfectly matched her plain but heavy solid gold necklace, which proclaimed to the world “I have plenty of money, but I have the taste to handle it properly.” The skirt of her dress was startlingly short for a woman well into her fifties, and tight enough to bring out the shape of her legs with every step, but at least it allowed her to sit down, even if she had to make some allowances for the straining girdle concealed inside it. She lowered herself into the chair gracefully, crossed her black-stockinged legs, and took a draw on her cigarette like the gangster’s moll in a film noir, then narrowed her eyes slightly and gave Joe a cool, appraising look.

When Jean was first recruited these performances had given Joe all sorts of trouble, and some exciting but dangerous fantasies about being unfaithful to his wife. Now he was more used to her act, but he still had to force his mind back into concentration. “Jean, did you see Ashe’s scene in last week’s episode where Coleridge seduces Zibeline in her bedroom?”

“I can’t say that I did, no. Is it important? I’ve read the script, of course.”

“It isn’t directly important to you, but I need to discuss something, and it’s easier if you’ve had an example of what I’m talking about. Watch this.”

He held up a remote control, and a TV set mounted in the wall flashed into life. There was a quick whirring from the video recorder beneath it, and the screen focused on a familiar set from the soundstage: Zibeline’s bedroom, pink and girly and innocent, yet luxurious enough to satisfy the viewers’ demands for fantasy. They watched together as Ashe Tate, delicately blonde in a peach satin camisole, welcomed Coleridge into her room, and nervously, regretfully, lusciously and with just the right degree of overacting gave him her all.

At the end of the scene Joseph Grammer snapped the television off again and gave Jean a penetrating look. She looked back at him and raised her eyebrows slightly, not enlightened.

“That didn’t tell me much I didn’t learn from the script—except that Ashe needs feeding up a little, I think. She’s courting anorexia—not to mention pneumonia, going about with nothing but a scrap of satin to keep her bones warm.”

“It was difficult for her, yes, but she knew it was necessary. She has it written into her contract: so many minutes per season in lingerie.”

Jean shrugged, gesturing eloquently with her cigarette. “So what? They all do, all the girls in this series.”

“But not you.”

“I don’t need it. I’m a star without it.”

“We’ve done some research, Jean. Some of our readers may feel they’re being short-changed. We don’t feel Circe’s seduction scene would work if she was wearing an evening gown or one of those pencil-skirt suits Rob Janetta makes for you. We want a boudoir scene and lingerie, Jean.”

“Why, Joseph, that’s preposterous! That’s not Circe’s style!”

“Jean, you can’t seduce a handsome young man when you’re wearing a business suit!”

Can’t I?” Jean laughed lasciviously. “Just you watch me!”

Experience had shown Joe Grammer that arguments with cast members rarely work out well: an angry leading lady in particular is not going to back down. He took a deep breath to calm himself, then said “You, maybe, could bring it off. All the same, though, it’s not going to happen like that. We’ve got a draft of the scene. Circe calls Coleridge to see her. He’s expecting to see the sexy businesswoman in the tight power suit and killer heels, the look you’ve made famous. What he gets is Circe in sexy underwear. He’s shocked, and she has to work with that in the way only she can. If she’s dressed in ordinary clothes, the whole scene takes off differently and it won’t work.”

“There is nothing ordinary about the outfits Rob makes for me on this show. How many women could fill them the way I do? Do you think Ashe could look as good, with her no-tits, no-waist, no-hips excuse for a figure? Do you think she could even walk in those skirts—even stand up in five-inch stilettos? You’re not going to convince me Circe lacks anything in sex appeal!”

“Even so,” Joe Grammer said patiently, and Jean sensed the battle was moving against her, “that’s not the way the scene is going to be. What we need is Circe in her underwear. Sexy underwear, glamorous, dignified, but underwear nonetheless. We have to feel that Circe is showing him something that should be kept private.”

“It should indeed! Back in the Fifties, when I was young—” Circe stopped talking suddenly, realising she had made a fatal slip.

“Aren’t you forever young, Jean? And didn’t you just boast how much more exciting your figure was than Ashe’s? If she can look good in her next-to-nothings, surely you can look better!”

Jean opened her mouth to deliver a devastating retort, only to have trouble finding one. After a few seconds she closed her mouth and looked for a backup approach. “I won’t do it.”

“Oh, you will.”

“I’ll refuse to play the scene.”

“That would be…unwise.”

“Really? And what would you do about it?”

“If you…can’t play the scene as planned, we’ve got a backup plot line prepared. One in which Circe is written out.”

Jean’s mouth fell open: she felt almost as breathless as she had when she was corseted into her costume suit. “You wouldn’t dare!” she gasped.

“Do you want to try it?”

“The series would collapse without me!”

“It managed before you came. We won’t be clumsy about it, of course. Gradually she’ll be reduced in importance, detached from the major plot lines, until we can remove her without disrupting anything.”

“You know I’m, I mean, Circe is the most popular character. Are you willing to take that risk?”

“If it’s the only way to establish who’s the producer and who’s in the cast,” Joe Grammer said, “yes.”

“It’s like that, is it?”

“It is.”

Jean stood up. “I’ve never been so insulted in my life!”

“You have,” Joe Grammer pointed out tactlessly. “I’ve read some of your reviews when you were a Rank starlet back in the Fifties. ‘Jean Harper can only have been cast,’ Variety said, ‘for her ability to fill a swimsuit.’”

That struck home. “I’ve…come a long way since then,” Jean said.

“Yes, a long way, and you’re an important asset to this production. Let’s keep it this way.” Joseph stood up and extended a hand to shake on the deal. Clearly the discussion was at an end.  

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